In the supemarket. I am buying tea, pasta, a vanilla pudding, chocolate (because my life sucks), and sandwich bread.
Little kid behind me: “Ooooh Sandwiches!”
Me: “Yeah, I am making pudding bread.”
Kid: “What’s pudding bread?”
Me: “Two slices of bread, spread the vanilla pudding on them, and put the bar of chocolate in the middle.”
Kid gets wide eyes: “NOT REALLY!”
Me: “Oh yes! Absolutely!”
Kid (to mother): “MOM! Can I have pudding bread too?”
….I feel a little evil.