Came across a dating site profile that started with:

“Don’t read this profile. It is a waste of time,” linking to an article about the pitfalls of online dating. Ironically, her profile was quite lengthy, but I heeded her advice and moved on to the next profile.

I considered, if only for a mere moment, to point the problem out to her; but then I figured there would be enough guys who simply ignore what’s in profiles anyway.