So I was in a good, optimistic mood today and asked my coworker Hannah if she wanted to join me for lunch.
“Sorry, Secretgeek,” she replied, “I just don’t feel hungry at all today.”
Sure, no worries. So I went to lunch with my colleagues Paulo, Muhammad, and Terrence instead. Paulo drove us to a restaurant we usually walk to, on account of wanting to quickly stop at a shop afterwards. Ten minutes later, Hannah and Steven walk in. They must’ve left the office about the same time we went to the car.
Too bad Hannah couldn’t have simply said “I already got plans”. So either there’s some odd business going on… or women now lose their appetite when the prospect is lunch with me.