I came across a profile of a lady. In it, she states “You should get in touch if you want a relationship unlike any other you ever had.”

Okay, I thought. I’ll bite.

“Hey there, so, you got me curious, how would a relationship with you be different? All the best, Secretgeek”

Her reply came just a few hours later:

“Diff frim Anything Evurbody have ben user to.” (sic!)

Yeah, I guess I normally go out with women who are not illiterate.

That aside, if you put something like that in your profile, I’d expect you to have a reply ready when someone lets you bait them.