Woman suggests a lunch date to Geek.

Geek specifies the location, as requested by woman. Woman supplies time.

Geek points woman to an online map of the exact location when she is not sure she understood him right.

Woman confirms, yes, the time and place are OK.

Geek shows up 5 minutes before the agreed time. Woman is nowhere in sight.

Geek then waits for 40 minutes. Woman never shows up. No message, no nothing, no way to call woman.

Geek sends email to woman and returns home, wonders what the hell he did to deserve this and adds a “no show” category to his pie chart.