That girl I started talking to? I am not sure she realizes it herself, but she’s a geek. And in my opinion, a very interesting person. And she is pretty.

Of course, if you have followed this blog for any length of time, you will realize that this means that something is about to go wrong. I already know she actually exists and is not a scammer, so that’s not it. But my contact to her could break down. I could become sick for months. A 16-ton weight could drop on my head. Cats and dogs could start living together.

I am confident in my skills to screw it up somehow.

But since I am an eternal optimist, I will give her an alias. Let’s call her Gwen.