Okay, this is getting ridiculous. After Astrid basically invited herself, Bahati is back from whatever corner she has been hiding in. It seems her last breakup was quite disappointing – she had put high hopes in the guy and he crushed all of them by being a dick. Anyway, she wants to have a “Skype Date” tomorrow (Valentine’s Day) and says “we really need to work towards meeting each other”.

Yes, I’ve known her ten years now and never met the woman (and yes I know she is a real woman, not some Nigerian scammer).

It’s nice that Bahati likes me – and she is pretty and sweet and all that – but why can’t one of the pretty and sweet girls around me figure out that I am actually not a bad catch?