Let’s see.

I have a co-worker, Bob, who spends half his day watching YouTube videos.

I have a manager, Dick, who doesn’t do anything.

I have an HR manager who never locks his screen, leaves his office unlocked, lets thieves steal a notebook with an unencrypted harddisk and doesn’t know basic HR terms.

I have a sales director who thinks he can order me around, even though he isn’t even close to my line of command.

I have a receptionist whose breath smells like dog food.

I have projects without resources.

I have a DBA who breaks his promises every day.

I don’t have Matylda.