I was unfortunately not a witness to this scene or you can bet I would have escalated it to God himself (and I am an atheist).

One of our foreign employees, a very charming young lady, told me that the following happened to her last week as she got to work one day. Her command of the English language is somewhat spotty, which is not a problem to her work performance; this fact is also well known in the company. Even to Dick.

Dick: “You look very tired.”
Female Coworker: “I woke up way before the cock’s cry today.”
Dick: “You mean a rooster. This – “ and he grabbed his crotch with both hands – “is a cock.”