I came across the perfect girl. A very pretty nerdy type. Something Asian. Wears glasses, works in robotics. Educated. Funny. Loves travel, photography, and reading. Knows who Heinlein was and what AQ40 is. She loves Futurama and gets the geek jokes. She is cable of holding a conversation. And I didn’t have to explain what Dark Energy is.

Of course, I then woke up.