Lynn to a female visitor: “…and thank you for the booze, again I am so sorry I could not join you guys in consuming it.”

Female visitor leaves.

Me: “Mh, you get wasted with visitors but not your co-workers? What kind of a team spirit is that?”

Lynn: “Tell you what, you bring the alcohol and we’ll see what we can do.”

(Before Rover starts yelling at me: She made a joke!)