Lynn: “Hey, I thought I’d dance on the table after all.”
She did not dance, but went to work on the projector, stretching a little because it was just barely within her reach.
Sean: “Hey, look at Jim, he’s gonna drool.”
Jim: “No, I am just watching what’s going on.”
Lynn: “Understandably so, as he has a good view of my ass.”
Jim: “Damned right.”
Sean: “And Secretgeek doesn’t, isn’t the world unfair?”
I had a good view of Lynn’s front side.
Me: “Hey, you won’t get me caught in that trap, no matter what I reply, it can’t end well.”
Jim: “Secretgeek’s a smart guy.”
Lynn finished removing the projector and climbed down from the table.
Lynn: “So, where’s my applause?”
We applauded. Lynn curtsied, left the office and closed the door behind her.
Jim: “Well that was nice.”
The door opened again, and Lynn poked her head in.
Lynn: “And you know, the special treat is Christmas, that’s when I drop the pants, too.”
I started laughing really hard.
Jim: “Wha- really?”
Lynn (smiling broadly): “No, I just wanted to see your stupid faces.”
She left again. I think I laughed for another five minutes.
An hour later I came across her in the corridor.
Me: “Is it Christmas yet?”
Lynn (smiling): “No. Not yet.”