Samantha: “If you ever get to my home-city, I can still be your tourist guide, as a friend.”

What is it with women that they can never find any closure? I mean, we broke up, fine, we can still say Hi to each other and don’t have to hate each other, that’s okay. But why do they have to insist that it’s still OK to spend time with each other?

Look, woman. Either you like me, and then you’re dumb for breaking up with me, or you don’t like me; then you’re dumb for suggesting that we could still meet some day. Now which one is it?