…managed to:

  • get me to go to the gym with her (“It’s for your own health! besides, I will love you even more if you do it.”)
  • drag me to the pool and get me sunburned (my fault, really)
  • make me sample the entire list of cocktails at her favorite bar (luckily not in one night)


  • Worse than me at buying gifts (and makes it up with dinners and such things)
  • able to fix her own WIndows Vista problems
  • saying she finds me attractive (!)


  • Stupid People
  • Harry Potter


  • All kinds of weird Asian foods (stopping short of eating monkeys)
  • Sex on the beach
  • Black girls

I think she needs a Name.