Some years ago, when things were really strange in my life (and I might even get around to blogging them some day) I considered that I should write a book about my experiences. And then I decided that probably nobody was going to believe me.

Now, a few years later, I am blogging a secret blog so I can say all the things I normally could not say. Like, dissing the stupid people at work.

But in the last few weeks things have taken a turn for the weird again. And I so wish I could blog this. But some of you know me IRL. And there’s always the chance I will be found out like Sand.

But really, boy do I wish I could blog this stuff.

And I am sorry for being a tease.