My friend Giselle forwarded one of those “funny” emails you always get and never want. This one was about the sexual skills of various zodiac signs. In the subject she put: “I am Aries, best in bed.”

My reply: “When are you in Europe again?”

Giselle: “Next year.”

Me: “Okay. Prove it then.”

If that actually works, I want a medal.

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