*declines another two job offers*

Who in their right mind would want to go to Ireland? (No offense, Rover.) I mean, really, I am an urban person. I need my skyscrapers and my subway lines and my daily traffic jams and above all my 15% hot chicks from Asia and Africa around me.

*imitates Apollo 13 tone* Ireland is not an option!

And while we’re on the topic – Anybody who offers to hire me to do the same job I do now, just in Warsaw, has GOT to be kidding. You expect me to outsource myself? Really. What’s next? Bucharest?