I have noticed that several search engine hits to this blog had search terms like “How to kill myself”, presumably to this post. As a responsible blogger I would like to tell you guys that, if you suffer from depression and are contemplating suicide, you should seek professional help. In many countries, there exist anonymous suicide hotlines and other institutions who will talk to you free of charge.
There are much better solutions than suicide, and no problems are so bad that they could not be resolved somehow. You just need to accept the help that is available out there. That may be hard to do in some cases, but you will find that life is worth living.
Thank you for your attention. We now return to our regular schedule of bitching about co-workers and failing to talking to cute chicks.