We got a few packages of Merci from a customer. We, that is co-workers Sven, Paul and me. Of course I offer some to our other co-worker, Hans. “Uh, Hazelnut,” he says, and grabs the two Hazelnut Merci bars from the package.

Very nice, Hans. What if someone else also likes Hazelnuts? At least take only one now, then wait and take the second one later.

What a greedy jerk.