Had a little heart-to-heart with my pseudo-girlfriend after she said she’d like a boyfriend more like her cousin’s (who had “such a nice trip, all expenses paid”). She is not able to resolve any conflicts. She even hates “the word ‘sorry’ after a fight”. The result?

Now get lost!

Avec plaisir, ma cherie. Have it your way. My way would’ve involved less of a fight. But if you need that, sure, whatever floats your boat.


Where are all the cute geek chicks?!