I always knew that the Japanese are strange. MSN Japan is reporting about the “deadly” Cum Cum Disease:
Growing numbers of Japanese women are afflicted with an illness that gives them orgasms virtually 24 hours a day.
Of course the article is quoting absolute experts whose scientific qualifications are without question, for example:
Manga artist Akira Narita, who says he has slept with over 1,000 different women
Uh, right, whatever. At least these women can make a fortune selling their panties to Japanese men; they’ll just have to lie about their age and claim they’re really only 14 or so.
And before I am getting complaints again; I am not saying this is not a real condition (although I have serious doubts!), I just find it highly ironic that such news come from Japan, the land of perverts.
Wait. That also doesn’t sound too good. Don’t get me wrong, I like the Japanese. They just have a great many twisted people over there. I think it comes from their cramped living conditions.
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December 13th, 2006 at 10:51 pm
Dan
Seriously… these women should be treated with the utmost respect and understanding. If you have iku iku byo, I recommend you come to Canada.
: )
December 14th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
secretgeek
What do you need women for who don’t need guys to get off?
December 20th, 2006 at 6:17 pm
dizzy
well then that seems to be a very fun disease…. i would love getting turned on by the littlest things but then again i’m a sex addict…. i think i spelt that right… so i agree w/ dan respect total respect…. these girls are a dream come true….
but then again i agree with secretgeek… because a guy is a very nice thing to get off to…. but some girls have dreams about being a-sexual and this is perfect for them….
but me i perfer a man to do the job… i think this would make a very confused person i see good and bad in this … they would make really good porn stars…
January 31st, 2007 at 4:36 pm
secretwink
porn stars yes. but would you really want to date one and have her get off every time she brushed up against a different guy? hmm, well i don’t find the fun in that so its the guys job all the way for me.
January 31st, 2007 at 4:53 pm
secretgeek
Well, to let reality invade here for a moment; I honestly doubt this condition / illness actually exists.
January 31st, 2007 at 5:15 pm
secretwink
hey, you never know.
January 31st, 2007 at 5:33 pm
secretgeek
I’d be happy to publish a first hand account of the affliction. Affected women can contact me via this weblog.
March 3rd, 2007 at 3:40 am
secretspeak
Hmmmm……..I’m a little bit late (2 months) to post here but i think it might be real because one woman in America on a website when i was googling random names(boredom should be a crime) said she has up to 500 orgasms a day!
March 3rd, 2007 at 8:49 am
secretgeek
Well people say all kinds of crazy stuff. See the Mermaid thread.
March 3rd, 2007 at 12:43 pm
notmarcus
“It’s real because it’s on the net” is the new “because I saw it on TV”. (Although I must admit that I find some websites to be more credible than any TV station.)
April 24th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
secretwink
i know! its annoying really. because you saw it on the computer…..its suddenly true. its easier to post something on the internet thats untrue than to air something on tv thats untrue.
April 24th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
Dizzy
okay all that i said is that this seems like a very fun and interesting disease. okay and i never said that it was a real disease or that i thought that it wasnt. i leave a options open that is all……
SECRETSPEAK you are awsome u come up with the coolest things and make the greatest points.
April 25th, 2007 at 5:43 am
secretgeek
Too much of anything is a curse, rather than a benefit.
April 26th, 2007 at 6:30 pm
dizzy
to some not all
April 26th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
secretwink
haha. true.
wow, if i didn’t know any better, i would say we have a love connection here between these people…….
April 26th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
secretwink
or maybe just for dizzy…..
April 27th, 2007 at 8:43 am
secretgeek
Hm. You got to admit though that Dizzy is thinking along the right lines. I just think that there have to be limits for everything.
Of course, OD’ing on sex may not be the worst way to go.
May 2nd, 2007 at 7:48 am
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June 11th, 2007 at 7:38 pm
secretwink
sex is great and everything, but you can overdo it. if i had the name of the sites….i would show you what i ment.
June 11th, 2007 at 11:01 pm
secretgeek
I think I know what you mean. Still, if I had the choice between death by too much sex, or, say, bleeding to death, I think my choice would be kind of easy.
June 12th, 2007 at 10:00 pm
secretspeak
Bleeding right? Because fornication is a sin (lol i sound like a nun).
June 13th, 2007 at 8:19 am
secretgeek
…right.
December 3rd, 2007 at 9:11 pm
secret wink
i would choose bleeding to death…if i died while having sex….i would ruin sex for the guy FOREVER. and least to say, im a pretty nice girl, and wouldn’t want to do that.
December 4th, 2007 at 12:18 am
secretgeek
That’s very considerate of you, Secretwink.
December 7th, 2007 at 9:53 pm
secretwink
i’ve been told that many times….starting to wonder if maybe im TOO considerate.